dis us da spoopiets meumant of ma leif
durr tem tehr wus a geam @ a shup en da midl of da heighwai. da geam wus cald "pokemanz spoopy rubeh" and et wus 4 da geam spoop adveanshd. not nowin da cunsiquenses i bout da gem. wen i poot et in ma gebiah n ternd un ma geibaiai A SKELETON PUPD OUT
666 millehsecunds lat0r da titl skrun wus one. durr wus no intur, jus tielt skrunwen. i prusd stort der wuz alredi a sev fiel!!!1 teh charctur nem was "DEI!!1" n da aprentli DEI n da tem plaid wus 6:66, pokedux wieth 66 pokemans in et n 6 bages
ei trid 2 stort a noo gem but wen i suletd "noo geam" teh geam glitshd ut n den teh scren cut 2 blak wieth 4 wurds on da skrun: "lol fuk u m8"
su i reset n selukd "cuntinu". i wus in a vulcano, trapd in a bawx!!!1 i hud nu pokemans (indekated bi teh lak of a pokemans muenu) teh wals wer closin in 1 pixul per sekund. bi 30 seukbunds teh da bawk wus alredi e bawks weth 9 squrz!!!1 (dats 3x3 squrz btw) wen dur wus onli 1 squr luft teh skrun kut 2 blak!!!!1n den da skrun kut 2 stetic!!!1 ded hi dei?!>!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!/1/11/1/!?!?!?!?!/!?!?!1?1!?! teh gem restortd 2 da titl skrun n den teh sev fiel wus gun.
wen i clikd noo gem i stortd durektli en mutnan paure. i hud a levl 6 machup n a lvel 420 belsprutet. da insid uf munatin pur wus veri spuupi!!1 der wus BLUD EVRIWER!!! nu pokemans, peepl ur grevstunzzz wer der!!1 i kilmbd ap teh tuwor entil i wus un da fterth flor...eh gud et wus huribl!!!1
wen i wus un da steirs 2 da foreth flor ei encutnterd mi wurst neitgmar...
EVIL PATRIXXX WUS DA POKEMANS!!!1
wen i fughte evil patrixxx e dud nu dameg. wen evil patrixxx usd u muv caled "REK DAT SKRUB" my intir tem fentid!!!1 den evil patrixxx @ ma playor ali3v!!!1 evil patrixxx wunt upstorz n pukd ot mi bons!!1 sudenli teh pail uf benz turnd intu SANESSSSSSSSS nd i eskepd leik a pru!!1wen oi jumd intu da pend utsid i swem 2 surfus bat den 65535 arcsuses rekt meh. da gem boi avcansid aspluded n EVIL PATRIXXX @ me aliv. durr ind.